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Blue Gildan 5000 tee with bold slogan: I can't fix stupid, but I can fix what stupid does, for machinists.
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  • Blue Gildan 5000 tee with bold slogan: I can't fix stupid, but I can fix what stupid does, for machinists.
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  • Machinist T-shirt on gray Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton with slogan I can't fix stupid, but I can fix what stupid does.
  • Olive green Gildan 5000 machinist tee with text: I am a machinist I can't fix stupid but I can fix what stupid does.
  • Red Gildan 5000 machinist tee with bold black text: I can't fix stupid, but I can fix what stupid does.
  • Green Gildan 5000 machinist tee with bold slogan: I can’t fix stupid, but I can fix what stupid does.
  • Blue Gildan 5000 machinist tee with bold black text: I can't fix stupid, but I can fix what stupid does.
  • White Gildan 5000 tee with bold slogan: I can’t fix stupid, but I can fix what stupid does, for machinists.
  • Two machinists wearing blue Gildan 5000 tees with bold slogan: I can't fix stupid, but I can fix what stupid does.
  • Two men wear white Gildan 5000 machinist tees with bold slogan: I can't fix stupid, but I can fix what stupid does.
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  • Machinist tee reads 'I can't fix stupid, but I can fix what stupid does' on Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton.
  • Two machinists wear red Gildan 5000 tees with the slogan I can’t fix stupid, but I can fix what stupid does.
  • Green Gildan 5000 machinist T-shirt worn by a man with bold text: "I can’t fix stupid, but I can fix what stupid does".
  • Blue Gildan 5000 machinist tee worn by a man with bold text: I can't fix stupid, but I can fix what stupid does.
  • Man wearing light gray Gildan 5000 machinist T-shirt with slogan: I can’t fix stupid, but I can fix what stupid does.
  • Man wearing olive green Gildan 5000 Machinist tee with slogan 'I can’t fix stupid, but I can fix what stupid does'
  • Red Gildan 5000 tee with bold black typography: I am a machinist, I can't fix stupid, but I can fix what stupid does.
  • Machinist tee on Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton with bold slogan: I can’t fix stupid, but I can fix what stupid does.
  • Olive green Gildan 5000 machinist tee with bold slogan: I can't fix stupid, but I can fix what stupid does.
  • Green Gildan 5000 tee with bold black print: I am a machinist I can't fix stupid but I can fix what stupid does.
  • Machinist white Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee with bold slogan: I can't fix stupid, but I can fix what stupid does.
  • Machinist slogan tee on gray Gildan 5000: I can't fix stupid, but I can fix what stupid does
  • Red Gildan 5000 tee with bold black slogan: I am a machinist I can't fix stupid but I can fix what stupid does
  • Blue Gildan 5000 tee featuring stencil slogan: I can't fix stupid, but I can fix what stupid does for machinists.
D&L Machinist Tee Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Shirt Crew
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D&L Machinist Tee Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Shirt Crew

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Meet the Machinist tee, built on the reliable Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton tee. This shirt blends shop-floor humor with everyday comfort, perfect for CNC operators, lathe and mill pros, tool & die makers, and anyone who keeps the shop running. The bold lettering reads “I can’t fix stupid, but I can fix what stupid does,” making it a conversation starter on the shop floor.

Built on the Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton, this base offers a classic fit with a comfortable crew neck. The midweight fabric holds its shape through long shifts, while durable stitching—double-needle sleeves and hems, plus taped neck and shoulders—ensures the tee lasts as long as your toughest days in the shop.

The bold lettering—featuring the phrase “I can’t fix stupid, but I can fix what stupid does”—makes this tee a workwear staple that resonates with CNC operators, lathe and milling pros, tool & die makers, and anyone who keeps the shop humming.

  • Base: Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton (classic fit, crew neck)
  • Midweight feel that holds shape through long shifts
  • Double-needle sleeves/hem; taped neck & shoulders for durability
  • Made to order; wash cold, inside out; tumble low
  • Great gift for coworkers, apprentices, and trade-school grads

Ready to upgrade your workwear? Add to cart today and wear the shop-floor humor on every shift.
ColorGildan Royal
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👕 Heathered and blended fabrics naturally have texture, so they may appear different in photos vs. real life.

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Care Instructions

  • 🧺 Machine wash cold, inside-out
  • 🚫🧴 No bleach
  • 🌀 Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • 🚫🔥 Do not iron design
  • 🚫🧼 No dry cleaning

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