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Red Gildan 5000 tee featuring a witch with cauldron and skeleton, flames, and the text All Men Are Cremated Equal.
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All Men Are Cremated Equal – Witch Cauldron Funny Halloween T-Shirt (Gildan 5000)
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All Men Are Cremated Equal – Witch Cauldron Funny Halloween T-Shirt (Gildan 5000)

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Stir up some wicked laughs with this witchy “All Men Are Cremated Equal” tee. The vintage-style cauldron scene and bold lettering bring perfect dark-humor vibes for spooky season, parties, and year-round goth giggles. Printed on the dependable Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton with a classic unisex fit—comfortable, durable, and ready for your next coven meetup.

• Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton, classic fit
• Midweight feel; double-needle sleeves/hem; taped neck & shoulders
• Print holds up wash after wash
• Care: wash cold, inside-out; tumble dry low
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Care Instructions

  • 🧺 Machine wash cold, inside-out
  • 🚫🧴 No bleach
  • 🌀 Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • 🚫🔥 Do not iron design
  • 🚫🧼 No dry cleaning

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