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I Fix Smiles and Judge Your Flossing – Funny Dentist Sticker

3 Inch / Gloss
$2.99
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I Fix Smiles and Judge Your Flossing – Funny Dentist Sticker

I Fix Smiles and Judge Your Flossing – Funny Dentist Sticker

$2.99
Size Profile3 Inch
Protective Coating

For the dental professional who fixes smiles by day and judges your flossing silently — this one's for you. Slap it on your laptop, your toolbox, or the break room fridge and let it do the talking.

There's a certain kind of humor that only lives in the dental chair — the kind that's warm, a little knowing, and absolutely earned. "I Fix Smiles and Judge Your Flossing" captures that perfectly: the quiet pride of someone who genuinely cares about your teeth, even when you clearly don't. Whether you're a dentist, a hygienist, or just someone who thinks flossing jokes are criminally underrated, this sticker is your people-finder.

This sticker is built to go where you go. The vinyl and laminate construction shrugs off water, scratches, and the general chaos of a busy clinic or a well-loved laptop bag. Die-cut edges give it a clean, finished look — no white border, no fuss — just bold retro neon-blue lettering that reads loud and clear from across the room. Choose your size based on where it's headed: the 2″ is subtle enough for a badge holder or a water bottle, while the 3″ makes a proper statement on a toolbox or office door. And with five finish options — from classic Gloss to shimmer-heavy Rainbow, BrokenGlass, Glitter, and Stars — you can match your vibe or go full chaos. Either way, it sticks once and stays put.

  • Sizes: 2″ × 2″ · 3″ × 3″
  • Finishes: Gloss · Rainbow · BrokenGlass · Glitter · Stars
  • Material: Vinyl with protective laminate coating
  • Adhesive: Permanent
  • Surfaces: Laptops, toolboxes, water bottles, dental office doors, patient giveaway bags
  • Handcrafted in Manning, Iowa
  • ✅ Sticks for good — permanent adhesive holds on laptops, toolboxes, and beyond
  • ✅ Built to last — vinyl + laminate construction resists moisture, scratches, and daily wear
  • ✅ Clean die-cut edges — no white border, just sharp professional finish
  • ✅ Five finish options — from classic Gloss to show-stopping Rainbow and Glitter
  • ✅ Two sizes — 2″ for subtle placement, 3″ for maximum impact
  • ✅ Retro neon style — bold blue typography that reads confident and funny from across the room
  • ✅ Handcrafted in Manning, Iowa — small-batch quality, not warehouse filler

Care Instructions for Vinyl Stickers:

  • Hand wash only for best results
  • Use mild soap and cool water
  • Do not soak for long periods
  • Avoid scrubbing directly on the decal
  • Not dishwasher or microwave safe
  • For best longevity, hand wash and pat dry

Application Tip:
Apply to clean, dry, smooth surfaces. Press firmly with a credit card or squeegee to remove air bubbles.t materials.

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