
Retired Machinist T-Shirt | Funny Gildan 5000 Tee for Retired Workers
Celebrate retirement in style with this Retired Machinist T-Shirt! Made on a high-quality Gildan 5000 blank, this classic fit tee is perfect for machinists who have hung up their tools but kept their humor. The bold design reads: “Retired Machinist – Just Like a Regular Machinist, Only Way Happier”, making it a great gift for birthdays, retirement parties, or everyday wear.
Features:
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✔ Printed on durable Gildan 5000 (midweight, breathable comfort)
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✔ Tear-away label for extra comfort
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✔ Double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
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✔ Perfect machinist gift for retirees with a sense of humor
Whether you’re shopping for yourself or a loved one, this shirt will make any retired machinist smile.
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⚠️ Color Notice
🎨 Colors may vary slightly in person compared to what you see on your screen.
💻 Screen brightness, device settings, and lighting can affect how colors look.
👕 Heathered and blended fabrics naturally have texture, so they may appear different in photos vs. real life.
✅ We always use official Bella+Canvas & Gildan colors for consistency.
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Care Instructions
- 🧺 Machine wash cold, inside-out
- 🚫🧴 No bleach
- 🌀 Tumble dry low or hang dry
- 🚫🔥 Do not iron design
- 🚫🧼 No dry cleaning