
Machinist Hourly Rate – Funny Shop Humor Tee (Gildan 5000)
Post your “rate card” right on your chest. This bold machinist tee lists the sliding scale every shop knows—standard, if you watch, if you help, if you already messed with it, and if you tell me how to do my job. Printed on the dependable Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton with a classic unisex fit, it’s perfect for CNC operators, lathe/mill pros, tool & die makers, mechanics, and anyone who keeps the shop running. Durable print, comfy midweight feel, and guaranteed laughs on the floor.
• Base: Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton, classic fit
• Midweight feel, double-needle sleeves/hem, taped neck & shoulders
• Care: wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low
• Great gift for coworkers, apprentices, shop foremen, and trade-school grads
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⚠️ Color Notice
🎨 Colors may vary slightly in person compared to what you see on your screen.
💻 Screen brightness, device settings, and lighting can affect how colors look.
👕 Heathered and blended fabrics naturally have texture, so they may appear different in photos vs. real life.
✅ We always use official Bella+Canvas & Gildan colors for consistency.
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Care Instructions
- 🧺 Machine wash cold, inside-out
- 🚫🧴 No bleach
- 🌀 Tumble dry low or hang dry
- 🚫🔥 Do not iron design
- 🚫🧼 No dry cleaning